Chronicles of the Daily Grind

this is so hilarious!

am so excited for christmas. really wish that i may go home to join my family this christmas eve. hoping. praying.

merry christmas, everyone!

Labels: entertainment, humor, jokes, video

Posted by brodiz at 5:40 PM | Permalink | Comments

I find this story amusing...

Karpintero itong si Pedro at isang araw eh gumagawa siya ng isang bahay sa tabi ng ilog.
Sa lakas ng pagmamartilyo niya eh nalaglag ang martilyo niya sa ilog.
Umiyak siya at lumitaw yung guardian angel niya,
"Tutulungan kita, Pedro"
Sabay lundag sa ilog.
Lumabas ito na me hawak na gold hammer,
"Ito ba ang martilyo mo?"...
"Hindi po."
Lundag uli ang anghel at lumitaw na me silver hammer,
"Ito ba?"
"Hindi po."
Lundag uli sa ilog ang anghel at lumitaw na me ordinary hammer,
"Ito ba?"
" Opo!"
Natuwa ang anghel.
"Dahil honest ka, bukod sa martilyo mo,
sa 'yo na rin ang gold and silver hammer!"
Makaraan ang ilang araw, naglalakad si Pedro sa ilog
at kasama ang misis niya.
Eh sa katangahan, nalaglag si misis sa ilog.
Iyak si Pedro.
Litaw si guardian angel.
"Tutulungan kita."
Sabay lundag sa ilog at ng lumitaw eh kasama si Diana Zubiri.
"Ito ba ang misis mo?"
Sagot si Pedro, "Opo!"
Nagalit si anghel, "Sinungaling ka. Akala ko pa naman eh mabait ka."
Nag-reason-out si Pedro,
"Sorry po, angel... kasi kapag sinabi kong 'Hindi',
eh lulundag ka uli sa tubig at paglitaw mo eh kasama mo si Katrina Halili.
At kapag sinabi ko uli na hindi siya ang asawa ko,
eh lulundag ka uli at ang tunay na misis ko na ang kasama mo.
At dahil sa kabaitan ko, eh ibibigay mo din sa akin sina Diana at Katrina.
Mahirap lang po ako at hindi ko kaya ang me tatlong asawa,
kaya 'Yes' na lang ang sinagot ko nung una."

Tanong: Naniniwala ba kayo kay Pedro o Hindi?

Labels: jokes

Posted by brodiz at 5:21 AM | Permalink | Comments

check this out... what i got from email... this is really crazy!

Ann was
chatting on
her YM
when someone
named Marco Mist added her.

She accepted the invitation.

Ann cute:hus ds?
Marco Mist: di mo ako kilala?
Ann cute: di po e
Ann cute: cno po 2?
Marco Mist: sus kunwari ka pa
Ann cute: cno nga 2?!
Marco Mist: ann
Marco Mist: wag
Marco Mist: ka
Marco Mist: na
Marco Mist: magkunwari
Ann cute: kulit mo din noh?
Marco Mist: si marco to
Ann cute: cnong marco?
Marco Mist: ah so kinalimutan mo na ko?
Ann cute: cno ka ba tlga?!
Marco Mist: marco.
Marco Mist: Marco I. Melionza
Ann cute: Marco?!
Marco Mist: at last
Ann cute: OMG!
Ann cute: wag mo nga ako lokohin!
Ann cute: patay na si marco e!
Marco Mist: kaya nga e.
Marco Mist: miss na miss na kita ann
Marco Mist: miss na miss
Ann cute: hindi na to nkktawa
Ann cute: cno 2? jordan? mike?
Ann cute: wag nau kau mgkunwari!
Ann cute: :P
Marco Mist: ann ako nga to
Marco Mist: gus2 mo magwebcam pa ko?
Ann cute: cge ba


Marco turned on his webcam


Ann cute: O
Ann cute: M
Ann cute: G
Marco Mist: kita mo na?
Ann cute: imposible!
Ann cute: nkita kitang nasagasaan!
Marco Mist: ...
Ann cute: so hndi k tlga ptay?
Marco Mist: patay
Ann cute: wtf?!?!
Ann cute: linawin mo nga
Marco Mist: bumalik ako pra sau
Marco Mist: mhal prin kita ann
Ann cute: marco may bf na ko
Ann cute: si noel


Afte r that, Marco stopped replying and
his webcam was paused.

But Marco still hasn't signed out.

Ann didn't close Marco's webcam just in
case Marco broadcasts again.


BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!


Ann buzzed 2 times

Still no reply

All of a sudden Marco's webcam was on
again

I t showed Marco, his head ed
open,
bleed ing, his whole body full of cuts
and open wounds.

Marco looked the et same way he did
when he was hit by a truck.

Ann froze in shock

All of a sudden Marco replied


Marco Mist: so hindi mo na ako mahal?


Marco signed out

Ann's computer turned off by itself

Ann's phone rang


Ann: Hello?
Jordan: Ann, bad news.
Ann: Ha? Ano?
Jordan: Si Noel.
Ann: Ano nangyari kay Noel?!
Jordan: Nasagasaan siya ng truck.
Ann: (cries)
Jordan: Hello? Ann?
Ann: Nasaan siya?
Jordan: Nasa ********.
Ann: Papunta na ko.
Jordan: Ok.


Ann went to ******** Hospital.

Jor dan leaded her to Noel's hospital
room.

**the hospital name has been censored
for privacy**


Jordan: I think kailangan muna kita
iwanan dito.
Ann: Yah. Thanks ah.


Jorda n left Ann with Noel.


Ann : Noel, wag ka mawala. Dati si
Marco,
ngay on ikaw. Wag naman o.


Ann hears footsteps from outside.

She turns around.

To her shock, she sees a y Marco
standing there by the door.

Ann screamed.

Ann lost her consciousness.
Wh en Ann woke up, she was lying down
on
a hospital bed.


Ann: Ano nangyari?
Jordan: Hinimatay ka.
Ann: Wow.
Jordan: Akala nga namin kung ano na
nangyari sayo e.
Ann: Yeah. But, I think ready na ako
umuwi.
Jordan: Sige. Tawagin ko lang si doc.


Jordan leaves.

Blood y Marco appears in front of Ann.


Marc o: Masaya ka na?
Ann: Ano ba Marco?!
Marco: Kung hindi mo ako kaya mahalin,
wala ka nang ibang mamahalin pa!
Ann: Marco patay ka na!
Marco: Pati si Noel!
Ann: Wala kang kwenta!
Marco: (laughs)


Marco disappeared and Ann started
laughing like crazy.

When Jordan returned with the doctor,
they were both shocked to see Ann,
laughing, trying to hurt everyone she
sees.

Since then, Ann has lost her mind and
got checked in a mental hospital.

Ann has never stopped laughing ever
since.
Marco has never forgiven Ann for
finding
a new guy.

And Marco has promised that anyone who
finds out about his story will suffer
the same fate as Ann...

...unless they pass the curse on to
other people with the title SCANDAL




nakakainis, ano?
mga forwarded emails talaga...

Labels: conversations, jokes

Posted by brodiz at 12:47 PM | Permalink | Comments

This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep trying it at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot.

But you can't!!!

1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction!!!

I told you so.. And there is nothing you can do about it!!

Labels: challenge, dare, jokes, random thoughts

Posted by brodiz at 4:52 PM | Permalink | Comments

This entry has been circulating the net for two years, yet it is good to reflect this sad "exaggerated" reality. In little ways it's true for young people. I'm posting and saving this for future use.


Dear Anak,

Naipadala ko na yung 50 thousand pesos na tuition fee mo. Pinagbili na namin ang mga kalabaw natin. Ang mahal pala ng kursong COUNTER STRIKE. Wala na din pala tayong baboy naibenta na din para dun sa sinasabi mo na project nyo na NOKIA N75. Ang mahal naman ng project na yun. kasama din ang 7 thousand dun para sa field trip nyo sa MALL OF ASIA. Anak malayo ba yun? Mag-ingat ka sa pagbibiyahe mo.

Isasanla pala namin ang palayan natin para mabili mo na yung instrumentong I-POD na kinakailangan mo sa laboratory nyo.

Anak, komportable ka ba dyan sa boarding house mo, saan ba kamo yan sa VICTORIA COURT? Maganda ba dyan? Di ba mainit dyan?

Anak, kamusta na pala yung group project nyo na SAN MIG LIGHT? Napailaw nyo na ba? Mataas ba nakuha nyo na grado dun?

Anak sana bago pa maubos ang lahat-lahat ng ari-arian natin ay maka-gradweyt kana. Walong taon ba talaga ang kurso mo sa SECRETARIAL? Sana pag gradweyt mo makakuha ka ng trabaho kaagad kagaya ng manager ng kumpanya para mabawi natin ang mga ari-arian natin sa sanglaan.

Ay syanga pala anak diba sabi mo sa JOLLIBEE / MAK DONALD ka palagi kumakain? ok ba naman sa yo ang mga ulam dyan? Baka hindi masarap kawawa ka naman.

Eh yung school bus nyo na TAXI sabihin mo sa driver mag ingat sya sa pagdri-drive.

Anak hanggang dito na lang at sa susunod ay ipapadala ko sayo ang pera na pambili mo ng ALTIS na gagamitin mo sa VACANT SUBJECT mo.

Ang nagmamahal,

Itang at Inang

P.S. Anak mag aral kang mabuti. Ingatan mo katawan mo. Huwag ka muna mag-aasawa. Ikaw lang ang pag-asa namin para mahango tayo sa kahirapan.

Labels: introspection, jokes, random thoughts, story, youth

Posted by brodiz at 4:44 PM | Permalink | Comments