SCANDAL
check this out... what i got from email... this is really crazy!
Ann was
chatting on
her YM
when someone
named Marco Mist added her.
She accepted the invitation.
Ann cute:hus ds?
Marco Mist: di mo ako kilala?
Ann cute: di po e
Ann cute: cno po 2?
Marco Mist: sus kunwari ka pa
Ann cute: cno nga 2?!
Marco Mist: ann
Marco Mist: wag
Marco Mist: ka
Marco Mist: na
Marco Mist: magkunwari
Ann cute: kulit mo din noh?
Marco Mist: si marco to
Ann cute: cnong marco?
Marco Mist: ah so kinalimutan mo na ko?
Ann cute: cno ka ba tlga?!
Marco Mist: marco.
Marco Mist: Marco I. Melionza
Ann cute: Marco?!
Marco Mist: at last
Ann cute: OMG!
Ann cute: wag mo nga ako lokohin!
Ann cute: patay na si marco e!
Marco Mist: kaya nga e.
Marco Mist: miss na miss na kita ann
Marco Mist: miss na miss
Ann cute: hindi na to nkktawa
Ann cute: cno 2? jordan? mike?
Ann cute: wag nau kau mgkunwari!
Ann cute: :P
Marco Mist: ann ako nga to
Marco Mist: gus2 mo magwebcam pa ko?
Ann cute: cge ba
Marco turned on his webcam
Ann cute: O
Ann cute: M
Ann cute: G
Marco Mist: kita mo na?
Ann cute: imposible!
Ann cute: nkita kitang nasagasaan!
Marco Mist: ...
Ann cute: so hndi k tlga ptay?
Marco Mist: patay
Ann cute: wtf?!?!
Ann cute: linawin mo nga
Marco Mist: bumalik ako pra sau
Marco Mist: mhal prin kita ann
Ann cute: marco may bf na ko
Ann cute: si noel
Afte r that, Marco stopped replying and
his webcam was paused.
But Marco still hasn't signed out.
Ann didn't close Marco's webcam just in
case Marco broadcasts again.
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
Ann buzzed 2 times
Still no reply
All of a sudden Marco's webcam was on
again
I t showed Marco, his head ed
open,
bleed ing, his whole body full of cuts
and open wounds.
Marco looked the et same way he did
when he was hit by a truck.
Ann froze in shock
All of a sudden Marco replied
Marco Mist: so hindi mo na ako mahal?
Marco signed out
Ann's computer turned off by itself
Ann's phone rang
Ann: Hello?
Jordan: Ann, bad news.
Ann: Ha? Ano?
Jordan: Si Noel.
Ann: Ano nangyari kay Noel?!
Jordan: Nasagasaan siya ng truck.
Ann: (cries)
Jordan: Hello? Ann?
Ann: Nasaan siya?
Jordan: Nasa ********.
Ann: Papunta na ko.
Jordan: Ok.
Ann went to ******** Hospital.
Jor dan leaded her to Noel's hospital
room.
**the hospital name has been censored
for privacy**
Jordan: I think kailangan muna kita
iwanan dito.
Ann: Yah. Thanks ah.
Jorda n left Ann with Noel.
Ann : Noel, wag ka mawala. Dati si
Marco,
ngay on ikaw. Wag naman o.
Ann hears footsteps from outside.
She turns around.
To her shock, she sees a y Marco
standing there by the door.
Ann screamed.
Ann lost her consciousness.
Wh en Ann woke up, she was lying down
on
a hospital bed.
Ann: Ano nangyari?
Jordan: Hinimatay ka.
Ann: Wow.
Jordan: Akala nga namin kung ano na
nangyari sayo e.
Ann: Yeah. But, I think ready na ako
umuwi.
Jordan: Sige. Tawagin ko lang si doc.
Jordan leaves.
Blood y Marco appears in front of Ann.
Marc o: Masaya ka na?
Ann: Ano ba Marco?!
Marco: Kung hindi mo ako kaya mahalin,
wala ka nang ibang mamahalin pa!
Ann: Marco patay ka na!
Marco: Pati si Noel!
Ann: Wala kang kwenta!
Marco: (laughs)
Marco disappeared and Ann started
laughing like crazy.
When Jordan returned with the doctor,
they were both shocked to see Ann,
laughing, trying to hurt everyone she
sees.
Since then, Ann has lost her mind and
got checked in a mental hospital.
Ann has never stopped laughing ever
since.
Marco has never forgiven Ann for
finding
a new guy.
And Marco has promised that anyone who
finds out about his story will suffer
the same fate as Ann...
...unless they pass the curse on to
other people with the title SCANDAL
nakakainis, ano?
mga forwarded emails talaga...
Ann was
chatting on
her YM
when someone
named Marco Mist added her.
She accepted the invitation.
Ann cute:hus ds?
Marco Mist: di mo ako kilala?
Ann cute: di po e
Ann cute: cno po 2?
Marco Mist: sus kunwari ka pa
Ann cute: cno nga 2?!
Marco Mist: ann
Marco Mist: wag
Marco Mist: ka
Marco Mist: na
Marco Mist: magkunwari
Ann cute: kulit mo din noh?
Marco Mist: si marco to
Ann cute: cnong marco?
Marco Mist: ah so kinalimutan mo na ko?
Ann cute: cno ka ba tlga?!
Marco Mist: marco.
Marco Mist: Marco I. Melionza
Ann cute: Marco?!
Marco Mist: at last
Ann cute: OMG!
Ann cute: wag mo nga ako lokohin!
Ann cute: patay na si marco e!
Marco Mist: kaya nga e.
Marco Mist: miss na miss na kita ann
Marco Mist: miss na miss
Ann cute: hindi na to nkktawa
Ann cute: cno 2? jordan? mike?
Ann cute: wag nau kau mgkunwari!
Ann cute: :P
Marco Mist: ann ako nga to
Marco Mist: gus2 mo magwebcam pa ko?
Ann cute: cge ba
Marco turned on his webcam
Ann cute: O
Ann cute: M
Ann cute: G
Marco Mist: kita mo na?
Ann cute: imposible!
Ann cute: nkita kitang nasagasaan!
Marco Mist: ...
Ann cute: so hndi k tlga ptay?
Marco Mist: patay
Ann cute: wtf?!?!
Ann cute: linawin mo nga
Marco Mist: bumalik ako pra sau
Marco Mist: mhal prin kita ann
Ann cute: marco may bf na ko
Ann cute: si noel
Afte r that, Marco stopped replying and
his webcam was paused.
But Marco still hasn't signed out.
Ann didn't close Marco's webcam just in
case Marco broadcasts again.
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
Ann buzzed 2 times
Still no reply
All of a sudden Marco's webcam was on
again
I t showed Marco, his head ed
open,
bleed ing, his whole body full of cuts
and open wounds.
Marco looked the et same way he did
when he was hit by a truck.
Ann froze in shock
All of a sudden Marco replied
Marco Mist: so hindi mo na ako mahal?
Marco signed out
Ann's computer turned off by itself
Ann's phone rang
Ann: Hello?
Jordan: Ann, bad news.
Ann: Ha? Ano?
Jordan: Si Noel.
Ann: Ano nangyari kay Noel?!
Jordan: Nasagasaan siya ng truck.
Ann: (cries)
Jordan: Hello? Ann?
Ann: Nasaan siya?
Jordan: Nasa ********.
Ann: Papunta na ko.
Jordan: Ok.
Ann went to ******** Hospital.
Jor dan leaded her to Noel's hospital
room.
**the hospital name has been censored
for privacy**
Jordan: I think kailangan muna kita
iwanan dito.
Ann: Yah. Thanks ah.
Jorda n left Ann with Noel.
Ann : Noel, wag ka mawala. Dati si
Marco,
ngay on ikaw. Wag naman o.
Ann hears footsteps from outside.
She turns around.
To her shock, she sees a y Marco
standing there by the door.
Ann screamed.
Ann lost her consciousness.
Wh en Ann woke up, she was lying down
on
a hospital bed.
Ann: Ano nangyari?
Jordan: Hinimatay ka.
Ann: Wow.
Jordan: Akala nga namin kung ano na
nangyari sayo e.
Ann: Yeah. But, I think ready na ako
umuwi.
Jordan: Sige. Tawagin ko lang si doc.
Jordan leaves.
Blood y Marco appears in front of Ann.
Marc o: Masaya ka na?
Ann: Ano ba Marco?!
Marco: Kung hindi mo ako kaya mahalin,
wala ka nang ibang mamahalin pa!
Ann: Marco patay ka na!
Marco: Pati si Noel!
Ann: Wala kang kwenta!
Marco: (laughs)
Marco disappeared and Ann started
laughing like crazy.
When Jordan returned with the doctor,
they were both shocked to see Ann,
laughing, trying to hurt everyone she
sees.
Since then, Ann has lost her mind and
got checked in a mental hospital.
Ann has never stopped laughing ever
since.
Marco has never forgiven Ann for
finding
a new guy.
And Marco has promised that anyone who
finds out about his story will suffer
the same fate as Ann...
...unless they pass the curse on to
other people with the title SCANDAL
nakakainis, ano?
mga forwarded emails talaga...
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