one-half (joke)
"Jokes are half-meant," they say.
Let's see how "meant" are these.
If you have the grasp of the current political situation,
you would understand.
Lozada: 1/2 Intsik and 1/2 Pinoy
Apostol: 1/2 Pinoy and 1/2 Bulol
Joker Arroyo: 1/2 Pinoy and 1/2 Pikon
Santiago: 1/2 Pinay and 1/2 Buang
Enrile: 1/2 GMA and 1/2 Erap
Neri: 1/2 Pinoy and 1/2 Pinay
Gonzales: 1/2 Pinoy and 1/2 Linta
Razon: 1/2 Pinoy and 1/2 Patola
Donald Dee: 1/2 Intsik and 1/2 Traydor
FG: 1/2 Pork and 1/2 Buwaya
GMA: 1/2 Lang